"Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine."

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

theoldkingsofwinter:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

 (via meggannn)

amateur-sjw:

I need to start watching GBBO.

amateur-sjw:

I need to start watching GBBO.

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

  • me: *names child butter*
  • me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
  • me: i can't believe it's not butter
zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

dimma-dont:

when someone tries to be nice and accidently does something really wrong but you dont want to hurt their feelings

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official-daft-punk:

r0buttsex:

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

DON’T FUCKING STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL, OTHERS HAVE TO GET SOMEWHERE.

AND DONT FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR HOMEWORK, CAUSE HONEY, YOU’VE GOT A BIG STORM COMING.