Dwarves + fuck this hippie shit
you have no idea how happy I am that they didn’t change Ori’s line to fries for the sake of american audiences.
it’s very much appreciated.
we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
fucking hell I saw this two days ago and it had 46 notes
why the hell isnt it christmas already
fuck Christmas lets just have summer now
haha no bitch were not skipping christmas u need to check urself
why not have both?
"A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Sometimes I forget what a massive dork Tom Hiddleston actually is.
THEN I REMEMBER
IT LOOKS LIKE HE’D BEEN WAITIN TWO HOURS TO MAKE THAT JOKE
just two hours? i feel like he was waiting throughout the entirety of filming to say it
He’s been waiting his whole life, that man
how does someone FORGET what a dork twhiddles is!??!? that’s what i want to know. it’s not like he’s ever stops flying his derp flag!
Buffy Meme- (1/5) Characters » Faith Lehane
"So its 118 degrees and I’m sleeping without a stitch on, when I hear a screaming outside. So I go out stark nude and a church bus and these three Vamps are feeding on half the baptists in South Boston. I took out the three Vamps and these preacher comes up and starts hugging me like there’s no tomorrow. Then the cops pull up and arrest us both."