samandriel:

cosmic—paranoia:

Kings Cross Station

I ducked to get my face out of the picture and ended up with this

5 points to gryffindor

factaffliction:

pain-in-the-cas:

#for some reason i thought this said ‘king of the crosswords’ #so now i’m picturing crowley doing the NY times crossword every sunday #IN PEN #and sam calls him sometimes #and is like ‘I COULDN’T GET SIXTEEN DOWN’ #and crowley’s like ‘the answers hephaestus you moose don’t you know your greek gods’ #and hangs up on him 

(via coffeeandcheesecake)

HEAD CANON ACCEPTED

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

sonic-hip-attack:

canikon-bokeh:

Exactly. 

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion. 

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.” 

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

theworld:

once:

some:

body

told me

is macaroni 

laniheartshorses:

“damn, we got a late one.”

“i hope it’s metatron and i hope it hurts.”

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

“To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly derp where no one has derped before.”

sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

 #This fucking kills me. #Dean waited around absolutely miserable for a year #waking up every morning wanting to die because his brother was in hell #getting raped and tortured and beaten and skinned alive by the two most powerful archangels of all time. #Then Sam comes back #and it’s literally not like anything Dean had hoped for. #You know he probably had dreams about what their reunion would be like #and then all of the sudden Sam shows up out of no where and saves him from a Djinn? #That’s it? #And isn’t even that happy to see him? #And then THIS happens? #His brother #his fucking brother #who he died for #sold his soul for #just leaves. #He spent a year of his life wanting to die #and then Sam comes back this totally new person #like he’s not even Dean’s brother anymore.#That probably hurts worse than knowing Sam is in Hell. #Sam’s alive and has the choice of whether or not to stick around and he doesn’t choose Dean.

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…

The last one!